This is serious...

Here's the background info:
Jeff likes Megan. That's all you need to know.

The following conversation is between Vanessa (at Sarah's) and Jeff on MSN.

[09:46:04 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: megan
[09:46:29 PM] G .U .M .B .: She has Amazing Eyes
[09:46:54 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: youthink so?
[09:49:06 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: wat else?
[09:52:47 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: well wellwat else?
[09:54:00 PM] * G .U .M .B .I (Sixty6) [I'm just a crosshair, I'm just
a shot away from you] is now Online
[09:54:03 PM] G .U .M .B .: Well
[09:54:25 PM] G .U .M .B .: I'm not gonna lie to you
[09:54:38 PM] G .U .M .B .: She has a awesome body
[09:55:28 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: oh yea? does she?
[09:56:06 PM] G .U .M .B .: I think so
[09:56:20 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: lol well thats good
[09:56:31 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: those are good reasons to be infatuated
with her....
[09:57:07 PM] G .U .M .B .: Don't get me wrong
[09:57:20 PM] G .U .M .B .: She is Funny, Smart and fun to be around
[09:57:44 PM] G .U .M .B .: When i'm around her i get weak in the
knees...
[09:57:59 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: do u ?
[09:58:12 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: hey jeff you know u wouldnt get ANYWHERE
with her right?
[09:59:11 PM] G .U .M .B .: Do you think i would put this much effort
because i want to fool around with her?
[09:59:48 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: no, but I'm just making sure that that
isnt important to you at all
[10:00:16 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: cuz like if anything were to happen
between you two, you would have to taekit sooo slwoy
[10:00:19 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: slowly
[10:00:34 PM] G .U .M .B .: I want a GF...
[10:00:55 PM] G .U .M .B .: I don't plan to be like...
[10:01:08 PM] G .U .M .B .: Hey Megan, wanna go out/make babies?
[10:03:19 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: i know and i know you wouldnt but I just
didnt want you to..i dunno...
[10:03:52 PM] G .U .M .B .: I'm a little offended that you even said
that to me
[10:04:30 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: really?
[10:04:44 PM] G .U .M .B .: Yes
[10:04:56 PM] G .U .M .B .: Do you think that i was chasing after
Megan to get in her pants?
[10:04:59 PM] G .U .M .B .: Fuck
[10:06:15 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: o my goodness, no that's not what I meant
at all, I'm just saying if u were with her and you amde
any kind of move i bet you she would be ofended.
[10:07:04 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: I wasn't at all trying to say that you
just wanna be with her to get some , cuz obviously thats
not the case if you've liked her for this long
[10:09:14 PM] G .U .M .B .: So you think that if she did decide to go
out with me, that i'd loose all respect for her and just
throw myself on her every moment i could?
[10:09:39 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: no, ok thats not at all wat I'm
saying....don't get mad at me I am honestly just trying
to help
[10:10:30 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: like I just didnt know if u knew how
incredibly frigid she is
[10:10:58 PM] G .U .M .B .: And we think That i am soooo forward?
[10:11:33 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: well no....I mean i wouldnt know, but I
woul assume moreso than megan
[10:13:06 PM] G .U .M .B .: I Applogize for not being able to keep my
penis in control when i'l around girls...
[10:13:27 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: jefff.....honestly dont get mad at me....
[10:13:37 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: I'm sorry this is so not wat i meant
[10:14:05 PM] G .U .M .B .: But you obausly felt the need to say
something
[10:14:47 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: I honeslty am just trying to help you
[10:14:58 PM] G .U .M .B .: By insulting me?
[10:15:16 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: I'm not trying to insult you at all
[10:15:44 PM] G .U .M .B .: So your just letting me know that i'm a
Horny SOB?
[10:17:12 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: no, that is not what i am saying at all,
in fact im quite certain you are not, im just saying
that even someone told normal not overly horny would be
needing to take their sweet ass time when it comes to
meg, in all respects, like as far as her even liking
you, shes not gonna jump into anything quickly,. that
was all I am trying to say
[10:18:37 PM] G .U .M .B .: hahaha
[10:18:41 PM] G .U .M .B .: Am i a good actor?
[10:18:48 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: wat??
[10:18:51 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: are u kidding...
[10:18:59 PM] G .U .M .B .: haha
[10:19:02 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: sreiously if this is a joke i am so mad, i
was feeling so bad ....
[10:19:20 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: like honestly i am here talking to sarah
aobut how im gonna be so wrried aobut this all night now
and ill be all upset tomorrow
[10:19:25 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: you bastard
[10:19:29 PM] G .U .M .B .: hahaha
[10:19:32 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: seriously
[10:19:36 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: i was feeling sooo bad
[10:19:42 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: I didnt want you to think thats wat i was
saying
[10:19:44 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: i hate you
[10:19:48 PM] G .U .M .B .: Well at first i was serious...but then i
decided to go all extream
[10:19:57 PM] (#)Sarah(#)(: frick

Bwahaha, that's better than, "It's because I'm asian, isn't it? Fuck off."
Oh so mean, yet so funny.