Today's lesson in food preparation...

Humans try to make things easier and quicker. Let's take "instant foods". I had a few of those sausage patty things in the freezer. "Only takes ten minutes to cook!"

I read the instructions and it says cook over medium on a lightly greased frying pan. I decide to use a toaster oven. Not only that, I decide to grill it instead of fry it. So let's say 15 minutes later I've got myself some soggy cooked greasy as hell sausage patties. The pan underneath collecting all the oil is burned to hell so I decide, "Fuck it." I'm frying these sweet bitches on that burned crap.

In the end, they turned out nice, brown and dee-lish.

I'm going to stick with microwave food next term.